AFAIK

as far as I know

ASAP

as soon as possible

B

be

BCNU

be seeing you

BRB

be right back

BTDT

been there done that

BUZZ OFF

buzz off

BTW

by the way

C

see

CID

consider it done

COZ

because

CU

see you

CYA

see you

DA

the

DYLM

do you like me

EZ

easy

FOTFLOL

falling on the floor, laughing out loud

F2T

free to talk

GAL

get a life

GTG

got to go

GR8

great

HAND

have a nice day

HOT4U

hot for you

H8

hate

IYQ

I like you

IMHO

in my humble opinion

IMNSHO

in my not so humble opinion

IM2GUD4U

I'm too good for you

K

okay

LOL

laughing out loud OR loads of love

L8

late

L8ER

later

LV

love

M8

mate

MMFU

my mate fancies you

MTFBWU

may the force be with you

NE

any

NETHNG

anything

NE1

anyone

NO1

no one

NP

no problem

OIC

oh, I see

OMG

oh, my God

PAW

parents are watching

PLS

please

PPL

people

R

are

RTFM

read the flippin' manua

RU

are you

RUOK

are you okay

SOZ

sorry

STFU

shut the fuck up

SUM1

someone

THANQ

thank you

THX

thanks

TMB

text me back

TTYL

talk to you later

TXT BAC

text back

TYVM

thank you very much

U

you

URAQT

you are a cutie

URA*

you are a star

WAN2

want to

WBS

with

WIV

write back soon

W/O

without

W/E

whatever

WKND

weekend

WUD?

what you doing

WYGOWM

will you go out with me

XLNT

excellent

Y

why

YR

your

YYSSW

yeah yeah sure sure whatever

1CE

once

2DAY

today

2MOR

tomorrow

2NITE

tonight

26Y4U

too sexy for you

:o

surprised

;/

confused

;&

tongue-tied

\_/\_/

drinks for two

-/-/SOX

cool socks